| Pluto Isn't A Planet Anymore |
[Aug. 24th, 2006|10:14 am] |
Pluto has be formally stripped of its title as a planet. It now will float out into oblivion in disgrace. Saturn was quoted in saying, "Good riddance to that cold emo fuck." Once again President Earth is ruling the Solar System with an ironfist. Mercury was up in arms at the decision untill Earth threated to push it those last couple of thousand miles into the Sun.
Pluto will be formally blackened out in all schools and science text books.
"Let him be stricken from our hearts and our memory... forever."
Any mention of Pluto as a planet is punishable by death.
So remember
M,V,E,M,J,S,U,N,P
My Very Eager Mother Just Saved Us Nine Pennies
M,V,E,M,J,S,U,N
Most Veterans Enter Moscow Jogging Softly Under Night (ok its not great but I promise a dollar to someone who can do better, really) |
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| Get a Microphone for your computer |
[May. 16th, 2006|06:25 pm] |
Cause untill the end of the year you can call anywhere in the country from your computer for free using skype. Plus free calling to anywhere in the world between skype users. I mean really what more can you say other than "Yay save on money."
www.skype.com
After you download it and fill out an account add me as a friend
Username: chrisburdulis |
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| If You're Jealous You're F'ing Bonkers |
[Apr. 21st, 2006|10:06 pm] |
Schedulicious:
Monday:
9:20AM - 10:10AM American Politics
2:45PM - 5:15PM History Junior Colloquium
Tuesday:
10:00AM - 11:15AM Politics
2:30PM - 3:45PM Tolkien & Theology
7:00PM - 9:30PM History of Rome to Constantine
Wednesday:
9:20AM - 10:10AM American Politics
Thursday:
10:00AM - 11:15AM Politics
2:30PM - 3:45PM Tolkien & Theology
Friday:
9:20AM - 10:10AM American Politics
Expect me dead. |
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| LJ PIMPING? NO MORE! |
[Mar. 31st, 2006|12:52 am] |
I no longer need you LJ to pimp BAM! Shows for i have http://bamexclamation.blogspot.com/
Blogspot you say? No good you say? Just bookmark it and check it every once in a while. I mean you all check the same 6 sites over and over. I know you do. So just make this one of those sites.
Plus for any of you who are a little techno savy and know how to use RSS Feed, you can pop this right in.
http://bamexclamation.blogspot.com/atom.xml
Eventually, god willing, there will be a mailing list you all can get on.
So suck it up and read the blog every once in a while folks.
Its not the end of the world. |
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| PLUG |
[Feb. 10th, 2006|08:38 pm] |
Oracle Productions Presents
The College Improv Battle 06
at
Oracle Theatre
3809 N. Broadway
Chicago, IL 60613
1-773-244-2980(Reservations)
Thursday, Feburary 16th starting at 10:30pm---Battle
#1
Featuring:
Loyola University troups;
-BAM!
-45 Kings
Thursday, Feburary 23rd starting at 10:30pm---Battle
#2
Cosby Sweaters---DePaul University
Occam's Razor---University of Chicago
Thursday, March 2nd starting at 10:30pm---The Finale
Battle
Featuring the winning improv troupe from each of the
previous nights.
Tickets are $7.00 a night at the door and $6.00 for a
pre-paid reservation |
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[Jan. 20th, 2006|08:11 pm] |
JANUARY 24TH BAM! PERFORMS AT THE PLAYGROUND THEATER AT 8:00PM.
Find more information at www.the-playground.com
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| Scrubs speaks some real truth |
[Jan. 11th, 2006|08:47 pm] |
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Dr. Cox: Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won't they, and then they finally do and they're happy forever -- gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, 'cause I do...believe in it. Bottom line...is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don't let it take 'em down. |
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